I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
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You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
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Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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