"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
She even gives head with a lisp.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
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He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
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I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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