He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
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he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
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"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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