U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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