she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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