This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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