So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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