also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Randomize
