Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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