were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
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And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
they're reeeeeally big trays
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
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After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"