ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.