Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
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you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
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This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.