Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.