hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
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It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
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This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I have aggressive nipples.