hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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