The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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