well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
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She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
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I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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