I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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