My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
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you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
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Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
we should paint friendship bongs
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