I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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