You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Randomize
