We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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