She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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