im having a threesome with these popsicles
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
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Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
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I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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