walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
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As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
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I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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