That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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