she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
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my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
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She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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