i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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