I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
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Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
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Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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