we're blogging at a bar
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
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I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
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Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
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