Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
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Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
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It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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