Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
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Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
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You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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