that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.