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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.

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• (631): View more from New York

  is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?

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• (646): View more from New York

  So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?

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• (239): View more from Florida

  allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  So. She dumped me today.

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  Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.

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  21 Rich People Confess The Best And Worst Things About Being Wealthy

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?

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• (305): View more from Florida

  IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON

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• (980): View more from North Carolina

  good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend

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• (813): View more from Florida

  FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup

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