party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
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im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
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I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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