I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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