why didn't you poke me back
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
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dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
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preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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