From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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