I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
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One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
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I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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