Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
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Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
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id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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