Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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