dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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