I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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