Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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