so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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