I want to walk on stilts...naked
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
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