I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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