who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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