We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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