So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
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I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
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We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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