i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
