Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
