Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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