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dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
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It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
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Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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