Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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