We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Randomize
