How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
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Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
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You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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