good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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