do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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