Dual....:-)
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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