I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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