whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
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She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
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It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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